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  Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 

Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.

Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?

Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..

Maa hass padi..!!

Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!

What is the meaning of true friend?

Jab ek dost apni akhiri saansein le raha ho
aur uska dost ankho mein aansu le aye aur kahe,

*Chal uth Yaar Aaj last time
Maut ki Class Bunk Krte hain*

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye…..

 Purani haveli ke
pichhe wale khandar ki
saamne wali futti
hui deewar par
lagi tutti tasveer ke
pichhe lage jaale
mein fase macher ki kasam..
I miss you yaar

 Prayer For My Frnds:

Kya dua karu main mere apno ke liye.
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AE MERE KHUDA
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.Bas yehi dua hai ke mere apne kabhi kisi dua ke mohtaaj na rahe.

 

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki

ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!

Ek baat dil se batana

Is
kalyug
me
aakar
tum
jaise
paapiyo
ne
aisa
koun sa
achha
kaam
kiya
jo
tumhe

“Mujh jaisa masoom aur pyara dost mila..?”

Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai..
jab ki uska koi use nahi hota?

reply must agar nahi pata to is sms ko aag ki tarah faila do,
mujhe jawab chahiye..??

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Important fact of our life:-
Zindgi chhoti nahi hoti bus hamari khwaish bad jaati hai.
usi tarah..
koi bura nahi hota bus soch badal jati ha.

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

Takdeer ke rang kitane ajib hain,
anjane rishte hain phir bhi kerib hain..
har kisi ko dost aap ke jaisa nahi milata muje aap mile hain,
Ye mera naseb Hai..

1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

Bachpan se 2 hi Cheeze sabse jyada mili hai,
Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai,
Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur
DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!!

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money! 

 Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

 Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

 A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

 What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

 I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

 Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

 When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

 Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

 Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

 Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

 Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

  Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

 If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!