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 Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge

Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge

Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena

Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge

Rishto Ka Dhaga

Itna Kacha Nahi Hota

Kisi ka Dil Todna A6a Nahi Hota

Pyar To Dil Ki Aawaz Hai

Kon Kehta Hai

Ek Taraf Ka Pyar Sacha Nahi Hota...

Kehte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri ho to kismat me mohabbat nahi hoti

par sach to ye hai ki hatho me ho koi pyara hath to lakiro ki vi jrurat nhi hoti.

Aap kuch udas udas se lagte ho. Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki,

hum apni zindagi girvi rakh denge, aap bs qeemat to batao Muskurane ki....

There may be more than 8.5 billion people in this world

 BUT

 Sometimes we really need JUST ONE..!!

Samandar Ki Khamosi Uski Gehrayi Batati Hai,

Dosto Ki Kami Apni Tanhayi Batati Hai.

Vaise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,

Par Unki Kimat Unki Judayi Batati Hai.

Aapka Rishta Humare Suro ka saaz hai,

aap jaise apno par hame naaz hai,

chahe kuch bhi ho jaye zindagi me,

Ye rishta kal bhi waisa rahega jaisa aaj hai.

  1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai

Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu

Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.

When asked why Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai

Very funny Virgin Rumor

Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?

Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."

Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.

Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?

Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?

Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!

My Love & my Best Friend r In Sinking Boat but I can save Only 1?

Fir mere Dimag me khayal aaya Dono Ek hi boat me kar kya rhe the ? Dubne do! Dubne do!

I searched many shops to buy d best chocolate 4 u.

Bt i didn't find any chocolate sweeter than u & ur smile GÖÖD MÖRNiNG

Y some1 hurt u even u love her/him from ur bottom of heart.........bcoz u r ishqzaayde.

Aasman me bahut se sitare the. aapke bhi bahut chahne wale the. hum bhi gaye jail aapke sath

kyuki aapke chori ke mobile me sabse Zyada sms hamare the.

AE 'Suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena, KHUSHI ka din HANSHI ki sham dena,

Vo jab bhi uthe need se, To unke chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena...

You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. – Zig Ziglar

Wo pyar jo hakikat mai pyar hota hai...zindgi me sirf ek bar hota hai...nigaho k milne se phle dil mil jaye ye ettifak sirf ek bar hota h

Agar pata hota ki kal rat tum aaogi khuwabo me mere to tere kasam apni palko me gulab ki pankhudhiya saja k sota..

Let me sleep with you tonight I'll take you on a moonlight ride.

There is always 1 person in our lyf to whom we give numerous second chances!!" The reason is that, v can never hate them as much as we love them.!

Ek frnd- yar asman kitna bada hai? Dusra usko apne gale lga kar bola, "ISS SE CHOTA HAI." coz nthing is bigger than FRIEND'S LOVE..

jab bhi tanhai se ghabra ke simat jatay hain hum teri yaad ke daman se lipat jatay hain

Nzar h kb unse bat hogi, khuda jane kb ye ittefak hogi, yu to har sham milte h khwabo me, jane kb ru ba ru unse mulakat hogi.

Nas Nas me Uska Pyar lahoo bankar Bahata Hai, Har Pal Khayalo me Uska Chehra RehtaHai. Meri Dua Le Aayegi Use Paas Mere, Mera Man ka Vishwas yahi Kahata Hai.

Jo Wafa karte hai numaish nahi karte, Zehar pee lete hai farmaish nahi karte, Jinke paas ho aap jaisa Tohfa, Woh kisi aur cheez ki khawish nahi karte.

Nafz Dekha To Bimar Likh Diya Rog Dekha To Pyar Likh Diya Shukr Guzar Hai Hum Uss Hakim Ke Jisne Dawa Ki Jagah Unka Didar Likh Diya

latest good morning sms | latest good morning sms in hindi | latest good night sms

Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai... "Kisi Se Judaa Hona Agar itna Aasan Hota... to Jism Se Rooh ko lene Kabhi Farishte na Aate...!!"

Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me.......To ye kaise mumkin hai ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur teri dharkan tez na ho...

I may nt always stay in touch, But I care 4 U very much.. 

I may nt prove 2 be D perfect, But I hope D relationship we share it never ends...

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

- Kahlil Gibran

friendship is a package of feelings.

Nobody can make it.

Nobody can break it.

Nobody can explain it.

Only u & me can feel it...

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Sabke chehre me wo bat nahi hoti.

Thode se andhere se rat nahi hoti.

Zindgi me kuch log bahut pyare hote hai.

Kya kare unhi se hamari mulakat nahi hoti.

We nvr knw y v lyk sm1 mor than others, Y we respect sm1 more widout reason,

Y v feel hapy wid their presence Coz Sum relations hv no explanation.!

Romantic sms for your Girlfriend -

meeting u was d sweetest thing dat ever could be...

It was a fantasy or a dream come true..it was d day I met u...

n I promise I'll never let u go..

Anna ka ye nara hai "JAN LOK PAL BILL" lana hai.

AAG ye tab tak nahi bujhegi jab tak sarkar nahi sunegi.

Write in your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dare to be remarkable. - Jane Gentry

If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook.

- Les Giblin

It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people are ready to change and others are not.

- James Gordon

Friends are the sunshine of life.

- John Hay

Tanhaiyo me muskurana ishq hai,

ek baat ko sab se chhupana ishq hai,

yu to nind nahi aati hume rat bhar,

magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona ishq hai.

Tere Saath Ke Liye Hazaro Tanhaiya Kurban.Teri Ek Jhalak Ke Liye Hazaro Tasveere Kurban.Tu Saath Ho Aur Kya Chahiya. Teri Ek Hasi Ke Liye Meri Har Khushi Kurban...!!

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Ladkey K saath Ghumte hue Aap Ki Photo Mili Hai.

SMS Bhejte rehna, Warna Photo Ghar Bhej denge

Mila nahi koi dilbar aisa.., Jo hamse dill lagaataa...! Hum to hai diljale our yu hi koi dill nahi jalaata..!

Har ek jazbat ko zuban nahi milti,har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti,muskan bnaye rakho to duniya hai sath, aansuon ko to aankhon me bhi panah nahi milti.

Shivji= mera Trishul kha h..?

Parvatiji= wo to Ganesha le gya h.

Shivji= kyu?Parvatiji= are kuch nhi,wo apni grlfrnd k sath Maggi khane gya hai.!!!

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Dosti kisi ki riyasat nhi hoti, Mout kisi ki Amant nhi hoti, hmari Adalat me kdm zra soch smjhkr rkhna, yha dosti todne wale ki jmant nhi hoti..

Sorry Kuch Din BEST SMS Nahi kar Saka,

Actully Police Pakar ke le gai thi

1 LADKI k Murder Case Me,

Maine Nahi Mara usko,

Bas I LOVE YOU Bola,

Pagli Khushi se Mar Gayi....

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,

Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.

Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,

Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai

A boy looks in a girl's purse in a class

She says its bad manners.

He says its nt.

Girl: Y ?

Boy: Coz members of d same class can access private data.?

Kamaal tere nakhrey,

Kamaal tera style hai,

Baat karne ki tameez nahin

Aur haath main mobile hai?

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College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hai...

Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai

Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai...

Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai.

Why is a LECTURER greater as compared to a MOTHER?

BECAUSE a mother can put only 1 child to sleep but a lecturercan put whole class to sleep

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Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height,

health,

good nature, kind heart, smart luk,

style.

Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"

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Jao Gaumata,

jo

jo mujhe msg nahi karte unke mobile par "gobar" kar aao.

GAU MATA KI JAY...

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lover ke liye maa-baap se jhoot bolte hai. pr lover se kyu nahi....lover se sadi ke liye parents ko 6od sakte hai. parents ke liye lover ko kyu nahi.....lover se puchte hai khana khaya ki nahi pr kya parents se kabhi pucha hai....lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadat 6ut jati hai pr papa ke bar bar kahne pr nahi 6udti. Respect your parents.

One day Ravan went to a disco.

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .

kyun?

kyun?

bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head.