Funny Shayari

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 College ki galion mein aajib khel hota….

College ki galion mein aajib khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka mail hota hai, Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai, Es liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.

 Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya….

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya, Laila ne tin din tak khana nahi khaya, Laila mar rahi thi majnu ke pyar mei, Majnu baitha tha sms free hone ke intezar mai.

Baccha ghar se maar khakar school…

Baccha ghar se maar khakar school ja raha tha, Raste me kisi ne pucha: beta padhte ho, Baccha bola: nahi dress pahan ke tere baap, Ki shadi me ja raha hu. Kamal aur vimal dauno bus stop pe khade thai, Bas aie aur vimal chad gaya,lekin kamal nahi gaya, Bolo kyo…. kyoki bus par likha [...]

 

Ek operation ke baad….

Ek operation ke baad patient bola, Doctor saheb kya aab mai aapse mukt hu, Beta doctor to niche rah gye, Mai to chitragupt hu. Husbend-talak lena hai, Advocate- talak lane ke lie 5000 rs lagenge, Husband- pagal ho kya, pandit ne to 51 rs, me shadi karayi thi, Advocate-dekh liya na saste ka natija.

 

Ek family shole film dikh ke aye…

Ek family shole film dekh ke aayi, Aur pati patni se romanticly bola, Nach basanti nach, To baccha huske bola, Mummy es kutte ke samne mat nachna. Dil ka dard todne vale kya jane, Pyar ke riwazo ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni taklif ladki patane me, Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka bap kya [...]